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Im your typical 18 year old girl,
But my name is Natteah.

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I HATE this. Im so sexually frustrated that Im not even seeing straight. The things I put myslef for love! Ok so here is the deal, my most recent ex and I were dating for a while, in the begining of the relationship we were getting it on regularly. IT WAS GREAT. But then something changed. I went back home to San Francisco for the New year break just to see friends and party a bit. Tell me why when I call him for the first time in a week (a little bit after new years day I think) he tells me that he’s found god and that he wants to dedicate his life to living for god and no longer believes in sex before marraige OR dating outside of his religion. How splendid!! No sex for me >:(   Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against people living for god and being a good christian (oh yeah i didnt mention that yet…well now you know HES A CHRISTIANS AND CHRISTIANS DONT HAVE SEX UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED) and what not, but now I have no sex in my life and no boyfriend >:/ Sex, whether anyone has the balls to admit it or not, if a ital role in a relationship, a fundamental ingredient that keeps a couple together through thick and thin. sex does so much! Its the perfect thing to do after an argument, or when your trying to start a family, or when your just plain bored and need somehting to do :) Now it is possible to love someone with all your heart before you have sex…Lets use romeo and juliet as an example. They fell head over heals for eachother at first sight! If they had sex, it was probably amazing, but we will never know because thats a story, and they are fictional characters. Not real life. See, realisticly, you would probably meet someone, really like them, go on a few dates and eventually have sex with them and depending on how good they are between the sheets you will either call them back or kick them out of your house “because you have work”. Sex will tell you everything you need to know about a person you are in a relationship with too! Heres a list. -If they finish before you do and then fall asleep right away not even making an effort to help you finish, they are no bueno and dont really care about making you feel good! -If the sex is quick and there was no forplay, then that person probably doesnt believe in setting the mood and expect you to be ready when ever they are. -If the person doesnt want to cuddle after then the person really isnt the comforting type. so if your grandma dies dont expect a hug. -If the sex is the same thing day and night, the same positions and the same ruotine, this person isn’t boring, just not very adventurous or experienced. -If the sex is really great and your partner pulls all the right moves and knows what you like wihtout you having to even say a word, then this means this person is really intuned wiht your body and how you like to be touched, which means the sex will never feel like work, you’ll always have an orgasm, and you two are probably perfect for each other! I dunno, to me, sex is just so IMPROTANT! How can anyone live without it?!

I HATE this.

Im so sexually frustrated that Im not even seeing straight. The things I put myslef for love! Ok so here is the deal, my most recent ex and I were dating for a while, in the begining of the relationship we were getting it on regularly. IT WAS GREAT.

But then something changed. I went back home to San Francisco for the New year break just to see friends and party a bit. Tell me why when I call him for the first time in a week (a little bit after new years day I think) he tells me that he’s found god and that he wants to dedicate his life to living for god and no longer believes in sex before marraige OR dating outside of his religion. How splendid!! No sex for me >:(  

Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against people living for god and being a good christian (oh yeah i didnt mention that yet…well now you know HES A CHRISTIANS AND CHRISTIANS DONT HAVE SEX UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED) and what not, but now I have no sex in my life and no boyfriend >:/ Sex, whether anyone has the balls to admit it or not, if a ital role in a relationship, a fundamental ingredient that keeps a couple together through thick and thin. sex does so much! Its the perfect thing to do after an argument, or when your trying to start a family, or when your just plain bored and need somehting to do :) Now it is possible to love someone with all your heart before you have sex…Lets use romeo and juliet as an example. They fell head over heals for eachother at first sight! If they had sex, it was probably amazing, but we will never know because thats a story, and they are fictional characters. Not real life. See, realisticly, you would probably meet someone, really like them, go on a few dates and eventually have sex with them and depending on how good they are between the sheets you will either call them back or kick them out of your house “because you have work”. Sex will tell you everything you need to know about a person you are in a relationship with too! Heres a list.

-If they finish before you do and then fall asleep right away not even making an effort to help you finish, they are no bueno and dont really care about making you feel good!

-If the sex is quick and there was no forplay, then that person probably doesnt believe in setting the mood and expect you to be ready when ever they are.

-If the person doesnt want to cuddle after then the person really isnt the comforting type. so if your grandma dies dont expect a hug.

-If the sex is the same thing day and night, the same positions and the same ruotine, this person isn’t boring, just not very adventurous or experienced.

-If the sex is really great and your partner pulls all the right moves and knows what you like wihtout you having to even say a word, then this means this person is really intuned wiht your body and how you like to be touched, which means the sex will never feel like work, you’ll always have an orgasm, and you two are probably perfect for each other!

I dunno, to me, sex is just so IMPROTANT! How can anyone live without it?!

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Why don’t you look me in the eyes when we make love?!

My very first post, the one and only first mark I shall ever make on this website. What should I say?! I could go on a rant about something really weird and see how many people block me… Or I could go into detail about what the walls of Britney Spears vagina looks like (not that I know for sure, but rumor has it theres alot of graffiti and a couple of bats in there..shhh).

I guess I should make a quick introduction. My name is Natteah (pronounced like Nuh Tay Uh) and Im from San Francisco, California. Unfortunately, I live in Elk Grove, a bump in the road somewhere past Sacramento. I hate it here, it lacks culture, smells like cow shit, and reminds me of death. I’m not really up to date with technology like my fellow brother-ens. I kinda have HDGS. Helpless-Delusional-Grandma Syndrom.  How does anything work, what Im supposed to do, and wtf is css?! Cranberry sausage slippers? Uhm what else can I say… I love writing (creative writing mostly) and I LOVE doing Make-up! I also enjoy smoking lots and lots of pot. So if you are 4:20 friendly, then you are a friend of mine! If you dont smoke thats fine, we can drink tea! ;)

So follow me! you can follow people on this site right? Or is that only twitter? What is the point of twitter? Is it called a cow nipple or a teat? OH THE AGONY OF NOT KNOWING THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS!

So yeah. That’s about it, I don’t know what else to talk about. It took me an hour just to type this up! Ok, I’m going to explore this site a bit more, wish me luck, hopefully I wont get confused and cry about it in another blog thing… hah but i probably will :O

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